NOT TRENDY: Adidas ZX700 Boat – Grey Suede (YUCK!)

So… these are really ugly. Again, another sneaker company (Adidas) allowed someone who was obviously drunk to design a shoe. I like boat shoes, and I like New Balances, but the idea of mixing the concepts together is terrible. Bold and daring, but terrible nonetheless. This is like the bastard child of an orgy between New Balances, Sauconys, and boat shoes. As a sneakerhead and fashion fanatic, this hurts my heart and sole (get it? lol). Stop it Adidas; fire your staff and hire me, LOL!

The verdict? Adidas ZX700 Boat = FAIL
I’m sure someone will buy these, though, and hopefully rock them well enough for them to look like your average sneaker.

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