Kobe – "Bitch, you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"

By – On January 27, 2012 – In TRENDYBLACKGUYS With 73 Comments

Bitch, you wasn’t with me shooting in the gym! You all know what’s going on with Kobe Bryant, right? He allegedly cheated on his wife with over 150 women and now she’s filing for divorce. Remind you of someone else? Think “Tiger Woods.” What’s up with super successful black male athletes cheating on their wives even when there are children involved?! I guess all that success can make you feel a bit untouchable sometimes. Whatever. I’m not judging, though, because it gives me something to blog about, lol.

Drake discussed Kobe’s issue briefly in Rick Ross’ song, “Stay Schemin,” when he says, “Kobe ’bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s / Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him / Bitch, you wasn’t with me shooting in the gym”

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That last line got a lot of attention because, well, that’s usually the argument when it comes down to women wanting half of their successful husband’s assets. The argument is basically: why does Kobe Bryant’s wife (Vanessa Bryant) deserve half of his money when she wasn’t there while he was practicing hard day-in-and-day-out? So it’s like, “bitch, you wasnt with me shooting in the gym!” … Another one of my favorite Drake lines from that song is, “Ordered her a filet told ‘em butterfly it she’ll love it / She used to soda and nuggets she really just out here thuggin!”

Anyway, these images hit the web and they’re super funny:

Bitch you wasn't wit me shootin in the gym

Hillarious!

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Jimmy!

I think the final settlement was that Vanessa Bryant gets $75 million dollars and three of Kobe’s homes. Does Vanessa Bryant deserve half? What do you guys think?

I like Kobe, so I want everything to be alright with the guy. Keep your head up, Kobe!

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  • Ass

    Gold diggin bitch you wasn’t with him shooting in the gym

  • TheGym

    but…she wasn’t with him shootin in the gym

  • Kobe Bryant

    bitch, she wasn’t with me shootin at the gym

  • Camdynaby

    She deserves enough to get on her feet on her own but not half, that’s gold digging.

  • PoorKobe

    Yes, Kobe is loved by his fans and they will forgive his infidelity.

    I think Kobe always had a chip on his shoulder, trying hard to prove that he is the next Jordan, feuding with Shaq etc. Maybe that’s what drove him to cheating.

    In the current playoffs its painful to look at him. The divorce has fucked him up!
    He is still a mad player, but that’s because ball is automatic for him, he rarely has decent competition and he can tune out all the mental shit. When he is on the bench, just look at his face – it says it all!Vanessa should get what is rightfully hers by law. It is not up to the internet community to decide whether she deserves it because:1. The internet community knows shit all about the law.2. Kobe had the option of a prenup.End of story! 

  • Joey

     Well haha Coby Mr I don’t date or like Black Women that’s what you get sucker!!!

  • Iloveboobies242

    Look at it this way, women or men. If you’ve worked your ass day and night and make as much money as Kobe did. Would you want half of your hard working money taken from you? Yeah I know he cheated, it sucks to go through that but I’ve been in both those shoes. Temptation is a bitch but we’re only human. She has no right for half. Believe me i love women! I think All Girls are Beautiful in their own way. I don’t agree calling women bitches,  but if a female is acting like a bitch or does bitch things, for example take half your hard earned money that you’ve worked for many years with blood, sweat, and tears then i’m sorry but that’s being a bitch.
    SOOO….
    Bitch you wasn’t with me shooting in the gym!

  • Iloveboobies242

    Oh yea and I’m pretty sure that when your husband/wife is out on the road for months, you know you think that person is cheating. So what do people do when they think like that? They  start cheating. 
    So I’m sure Vanessa was cheating as well, it’s just she never got caught!!

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